But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. “I don't know why I get away with some things. “How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.” Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?” You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid.” “The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk?” “We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. “Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…”
Just the thought of having a man around the house.” “The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.”
